At 8:30 a.m. on the 30th day of the 12th month of 2008, Corbin Cade Gatten was accosted from his own bed. He was awakened from a sleep he reportedly was enjoying. The assailants were three young, beautiful girls dressed in pajamas (Kortney, Nicole, and Aubree.) Two were wearing hats to help disguise "bed-head". Corbin was reportedly surprised and shamefully sleeping with a "Spider man teddy bear". He threw the bear under the covers to save himself from shame when he saw the paparazzi coming with a camera. He was told to put on a blindfold. He was then told he would be moved to an undisclosed location. His one request was, "Can I, at least, brush my teeth?" His request was granted, and he was moved, but because of his inability to walk...the young girls were forced to carry him. He was last seen when his head was slammed into the top of a green van (because the girls didn't notice his head was so high when they were carrying him.) The green van was last seen travailing North away from his home. His mother seemed to be laughing, and is sure he will be returned at some point.
5 comments:
Corbin is definitely living the life...cute girls and all! That made me laugh about his head hitting the van - ouch! What a fun time in life!
Tiff I don't envy you having boys! All these girls coming and going...what's a mom supposed to do? LOL. He is a cutie! Happy birthday Corbin:).
You are so creative, Tiff. Cute post.
I hope he atleast had pants on. :)
Too fun. Happy Birthday Corbin, I'm sure he will always remember this birthday.
I bet Justin will still be sleeping with Spiderman when he is 16 too;)
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